keep it old school

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters

Happy 36th Birthday, James Edward Franco (April 19th, 1978)

i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?

thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.
I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!

thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.

I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!


 #they look so much like brothers right here im gonna pass out
farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg